Me: Please put this shirt on.
Micah: No. I want this one. This one is AWESOME.
Micah: Look, there's my mom! No. Hers not my mom, YOU'RE my mom.
Me (singing): It's been a hard days night, and I've been working like a dog!
Micah: NO! You don't work on a dock.
Me: It's been a hard days night, I should be sleeping like a log.
Micah: My Dad DOES sleep like a dog, he does!
Micah: Please don't yell at me. I have a fever.
Grey: Please don't yell at me. I have a fever.
Micah: I have a fever, too.
Grey: I have a fever, too.
Micah: I do, too.
Grey: I do, too.
Micah: I do, too.
Grey: I do. Yes.
Grey: Hey, Lauren do you choose yeah or no?
Lauren: I choose Yeah!
Grey: I choose NO! What do you choose, Mom?
Me: I choose Yeah!
Micah: I choose NO, too!
Grey: I choose NO! Say, "I choose yeah!"
Me: I choose yeah!
Grey: I STILL CHOOSE NO!
Me: Did you like Uncle Matt's wedding?
Grey: Yeah... Are we married now?
Me: Who? Are you married to me?
Me: No. Matt and Sue are married now. I'm married to your Daddy.
Grey: Okay. I'll get married someday, though.
Grey: I think the vacuum belt is broken.
Micah: I don't know what that means.
Grey: It means, something inside the vacuum machine stopped working.
Grey: I have a freckle on my penis. See?
Micah: Oh look! A little tiny one! I have a big freckle on MY penis.
Travis: Watch my butt.
Me: No prob, I love that butt.
Grey: No, you don't. He'll poop on you!
Micah: Mom, I love Grey!
Grey: And I love Micah, Mom! Muwah!
Me: I love to hear you say that.
Grey: And I love you, Mom!
Me: I love you, too, honey!
Micah: And I love you and August!
Me: I love you and August, too! And I love your daddy.
Grey: Oh, I love my daddy SO MUCH, Mom!
Grey: Why you say, "Wonderful," Mom? Why? It's wonderful that we all love each others?
Micah: I love Daddy Long Legs!
Grey: I love Daddy Long Faces! The spider kind of faces!
Grey: Look at me!
Me: I can't while I'm driving, or I could crash.
Grey: And our car could be broke, and someone would have to fix it again.
Me: Or we could get hurt or die.
Grey: and Jesus would have to make us again.
Grey: Jesus can help us if that happens.
Me: If what happens?
Grey: If a big bus falls on us or something.
Grey: My belly hurts!
Me: It's because all you've eaten is s'mores. You need some real food.
Grey: No. It hurts because I need to poop.
Micah: Well, MY belly hurts because you're driving like a crazy person.
Grey: My dad is the BEST!
Micah: I'm the big, big, big best!
Grey: I'm the BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIGGEST BEST.
Micah: My mom can't handle this, Grey.
Grey: She CAN handle it! She's a grown up!
Micah: SHE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS.