As of today, I should be 38 weeks pregnant.
I'm so glad that these wrinkly foreheaded, squeaky eaters, big eyed babies didn't wait so long to be born.
They are quite impatient.
Like when they want to be fed.
Oh, and can someone please explain to them that they shouldn't eat every hour and a half?
Oh, and that if they insist on eating every hour and a half then they should eat at the same time and not take turns?
They are twins after all, and without nose tubes to yank out they've started going for their ears.
Seriously, all the time.