|These pictures are not from this week. They are from about a year ago. It's amazing how little they've changed. And how MUCH they've changed.|
Grey: That ring isn't magic! The Lord of Ring is a magic ring!
Grey: Batman doesn't have teeth! Does he mom?
Me: I think he does. If he didn't have teeth, how would he smile?
Micah: He never smiles. He just stays angry.
Micah: What is this?
Micah: You want me to eat GARBAGE?!
Me: Please get back in your room, Grey.
Grey: No! I am not! G-R-E-Y is not my name. I am not G-R-E-Y anymore. It is not my name!
Me: What do you want for lunch?
Me: Oh no! If you don't eat lunch you'll starve!
Grey: And when Micah is dead, I won't play with him anymore.
Travis: Oh, I like the shirts you're wearing, don't put those stupid sweaters on.
Grey: I have to wear this stupid sweater, because I love it so much.
Grey: I pooped bubbles out!
Grey: I am not scared of this movie.
Me: Well good. Because it's not scary.
Grey: Except, it is a LITTLE scary.
Me: Nope. It's just about Santa and a little girl.
Grey: and a monster?
Grey: Except the monster that eats Santa?
**Watching August take a bath**
Grey: Can we baptize him now?
Micah: I can hear my brain moving in there.
Grey: Here is some tea for you, Darling Mother.
Me: Thank you.
Micah: Hey. She is your mother, Grey- but I thought I was your darling!
Me: That's weird.
Grey: Weird is a naughty word?
Me: No. It's just a word that means strange or uncommon.
Grey: Oh, yeah. Like Pirate Booty.
Me: Can you please give me some privacy?
Micah: but Mom, privacy is being alone!
Me: I know.
Micah: But you don't want to be alone.
Me: I do want to be alone.
Micah: Well, I don't!
Me: Come here, please!
Micah: I can't walk! I can only stand here and cry.
Micah: Two boys together can never be alone, only one boy can be alone.
Micah: If you hit me, I will cry. If you do not hit me, I do not cry. So do not hit me and I won't cry.
Micah: If you eat green bananas, you'll turn into THE GREEN GOBLIN!