Becky: Travis, if you eat those toffees you can't just leave the wrappers lying on the ground.
Travis: What?! I don't -
Becky: I pulled two out of Grey's mouth today.
Travis: I flick them into the tree.
Becky: Yeah, well. I kept finding them... and so
Travis: I'm sorry.
Becky: I threw them behind the couch.
Travis: Yeah. Nicely done.
Oops. It may be time to clean our house.
I don't notice the absurdity of our conversations unless someone else is sitting there listening. Come on, Noelle. Stop judging us for being filthy.
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? Hey, i thought Travis was the neat one?
Someone's got to be the neat one in a relationship. I'm judging too, Noelle.
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