I absolutely did not ignore all of my household chores to make a quilt during every single nap time this week, so it probably isn't practically finished already.
I assuredly did not finish the entire fourth season of Gossip Girl this week. That would be preposterous.
I positively did not just throw away all of our clothes from color fest instead of washing them. That would be horrifyingly wasteful.
I incontestably did not look up synonyms for definitely on thesaurus.com. I have quite a wide and impressive vocabulary all on my own, thank you very much.
And I clearly did not post this adorable picture of my children just so that you would all tell me how cute they are. I don't need to show off for you people.
What did you do this week? Ahem... I mean... NOT do this week?